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- Life is like a pack of chewing-gum; I`ve yet to figure out why
- Alcohol releases the inner retard in all of us...
- `Pessimist` is a word used by optimists to describe someone who sees the world for what it really is
- I`m looking forward to regretting this
- The road to success is always under construction
- Those who know do not say, those who say do not know
- You must master your joystick, as a fisherman masters bait
- Bad Spellers Untie!
- The best way to get over someone is to get under someone else
- A good lawyer knows the law, a great lawyer knows the judge
- Don`t lead me to temptation... I can find it by myself
- Marriage is not like war: You sleep with the enemy
- Harrasing me about my smoking may be hazardous to your health!
- Drugs cause amnesia, and other things I can`t remember
- Don`t breed them if you can`t feed them
- The rich get richer and the poor get children
- Conserve water, drink beer
- People who think they know everything are annoying to those of us who do
- Mom + Dad + beer - condom = me
- Everybody makes mistakes, thats why they put erasers on pencils
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