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- Save water, drink beer
- Don`t drink and drive. You might spill your beer
- Be nice to your children. For they will be choosing your nursing home someday
- You can trust the government, just ask the Indians
- Geniuses are never understood in their own lifetimes
- We came, we saw, we drank beer
- Be back later...my dog ate my car keys....we are hitchhiking to the vet`s office
- Me breaking the rules? No. I test their elasticity
- Work harder: People on welfare depend on you
- Be nice to nerds. Chances are you`ll end up working for one
- Women/Men are like public toilets, they are either taken or full of shit
- I`m only crazy when other people cant stand that I`m right
- You can better lose a lover than love a loser
- 3 words to ruin a guys ego..is it in??
- Two wrongs don`t make a right, but three rights do make a left
- I can`t wait to see how you look when I`m naked
- In the event of an emergency landing why do the people in the pamflet look so calm?
- Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in the hospital dying of nothing
- If at first you do not succeed, destroy all evidence that you ever tried
- If you are drinking to forget, pay in advance
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