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- Ever stop to think`,` and forget to start again?
- Booze may not be the answer`,` but it helps you to forget the question
- I love work; it fascinates me; I can sit and watch it for hours
- I avoid temptation unless I can`t resist it
- WaNnA PLaY ArMy?? ... Ok! SiT BaCk AnD i`LL BLoW ThE HeLL OuT oF YoU!
- To alcohol! The cause of and solution to all life`s problems
- When I`m good I`m very good but when I`m bad I`m better
- I`m more drunk than a three-legged chicken on a wet patch of ice!
- Smile and the world smiles with you. Fart and you stand alone
- Alcohol doesn`t solve any problems`,` but milk do?
- If it is tourist season`,` why can`t we shoot them?
- I think crime pays. The hours are good`,` you travel a lot
- Trying is the first step towards failure
- Life`s a beach... Surf it up!
- Not me`,` not now`,` maybe later...
- I’ve lost my phone number`,` can I have yours?
- What is arrogance? Thinking you can compete with me!
- When life hands you a lemon`,` break out the tequila and the salt!
- Intelligence could be instinct which has it at the wrong end
- The higher you are, the farther you fall
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