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- I`m cool, I`m hot....I`m everything you`re not
- For all you who talk about me, thanks for making ME the center of YOUR world!
- Can I get your picture? I collect nature disasters
- I aint guilty, im just not innocent! ;-)
- ScReW TwiZzLeRS!! i`LL MaKe YoUr MoUtH HaPPy!
- I am on the seafood diet. I see food and I eat it!
- Take a break like it is a sort of screen saver!
- If at first you dont succeed skydiving isnt for you
- You may laugh because I`m different but I laugh because you`re all the same
- English! Who needs that? I`m never going to England!
- I`m fat, but your ugly. I can diet
- 24 hours in a day ... 24 beers in a case ... coincidence? I think not…
- I`m not smiling at you, I`m trying not to laugh!
- When I’m good, I’m really good, but when I’m bad I’m better
- One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject
- I’ve lost my phone number, can I have yours?
- If you throw rice at weddings, will asian people throw hotdogs?
- You know it`s always business doing pleasure with you
- Girls/Boys are great, every boy/girl should own one
- Nobody like me, so I always have 1 friend
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